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So may as well start from the beginning, my mate Steve had already been travelling experiencing difficulty entering Hungary to get to Budapest. Panicking me ten minutes before I was due to leave that getting from Vienna to Budapest may not be easy as once thought.

I was trawling the internet frantically for alternative options and hey presto out the door on time - as Steve continued to panic. Got to the most beautiful London City Airport (for the first time I might add) and was surprised by how cool it was and the number of absolutely stunning men (and I'm only referring to the travellers). Anyway smooth flight to Zurich where I had a connection.

Zurich Airport voted best in the world was sorry is incredible!! I was in heaven man, I would have bought an apartment there in a moment.

Well that was fun, as first time I came out bright amber and Daniel orange. The second time I went yellow and Daniel amberish. Steve had been out at the internet cafe, everything shut so we decided to cook our Christmas Dinner.

In Budapest they celebrate it Xmas eve, so we did. Done by 10.30 I was deep in sleep.

We were told everything was open Christmas Day, but oh no - apart from the blessed jewish everything was shut. We enjoyed mulled wine at Cafe MyLord (apprently gay friendly), climbed to the castle, trekked around the city.

By that point we were freezing, so we went to a gay sauna, YES, it was open. Now Steve loves his gay saunas, I hate them - but the sauna and steam room appeared to the freezing toes.

So after that we discovered bars were open. Went to Coxx, then Alterego.

One and half bottle of sparlking wine before leaving, a vodka and beer at Coxx I was pretty gone. I remember nothing of the night, but apparently I danced my tits off to Madonna, stripped all the guys of t-shirts, mimicked the hot dancer and dropped my pants, in between snogging all the guys and throwing alcohol bought by them down my throat.

After too much it was time for bed.