Miguel

 Question 1: What would you do if you got on a bus homebound and found yourself in a completely strange weird dark fishy neighbourhood?

 Question 2: What would you do if the bloke sitting next to you - who happens to have bad breath (believe me, that was a compliment) - kept chatting you up while you fought down a puke?

 Question 3: Does God exist?

 1 - FIRST THOUGHT: That is well shameful! This is what you get for being away from your family for so long. Here I am trying to reach my mum's house at 12:33am and not a bloody taxi will stop! The solution is 'taking a bus'. Not that I have a problem with buses, but at midnight, it'd be so much safer and more comfortable to get a cab, bla bla bla...you know the rest. SECOND THOUGHT: Funny, I don't remember this place from the last time I took this bus. Ahh, of course I don't remember, I've NEVER been here before. This is the far west of Rio, where the gangsters play their things, where the hookers are cheap (some, even for free), where pigs wander in the street like dogs and children play in dirty puddles of mud (it's not as if they don't do it in Ipanema - Ryan knows what I'm talking about, lol). Damn, I'm scared.   THIRD THOUGHT: I swear the number I saw on the front side of the bus was my number, this driver's mad as a hatter! We've been kidnapped!What's wrong with this lad? "Get off, mate! It ain't gonna happen!!!!"  

2 - What's wrong with this lad? "Get off, mate! It ain't gonna happen!!!!"  

3 - God Shmod! >:(

Comments (2)

ryan 01-03-2009

Hahaha - are you chained or tied up?

Miguel 04-03-2009

nahh, they weren't that creative!

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