-Footwear is required at all times other than when you use shower.
-Please observe all posted safety signs.
-Please be respectful with our club environment; conversations,
  laughter, and cries of passion/pain should be kept at reasonable
  level.
-Use and/or distribution of illegal drugs will NOT be tolerated.
-Please help us conserve water by limiting shower to 3 minutes.
-Be courteous. NO means NO, share facilites, and respect other
  patrons.
-Practice safer sex and use condoms when you have sex.
-A smoking room is provided at the rear of the building.
-Please confine all water sports to the bath tub area.